>Meme Moment

>I was bored, I like memes, I love wasting time, I have insomnia, I’m still procrastinating, and my fucking dog won’t leave me alone. Guess what, I found a cool meme I’d like to share here. I’m just pulling this crap out of my behind to stop myself from actually doing something that would benefit our civil society in the short (or long, or medium if you’d like) term. I’m so inconsiderate with this beautiful world…

THREE NAMES YOU GO BY:
1. Alex
2. Cat
3. Anime

THREE SCREEN NAMES YOU HAVE HAD:
1. CatNIN
2. Miss Murder (emo, I know!)
3. Poly Styrene

THREE PHYSICAL THINGS YOU LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:
1. Eyes
2. Fingers
3. Eyelashes

THREE PHYSICAL THINGS YOU DON’T LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:
1. Hair!!!
2. Hips
3. Short legs (argh!)

THREE PARTS OF YOUR HERITAGE:
1. Caucasian
2. Jewish
3. Spanish

THREE THINGS THAT SCARE YOU:
1. Death
2. Waking up dead (I mean, not waking up at all)
3. Growing up… and then dying

THREE OF YOUR EVERYDAY ESSENTIALS:
1. Computer
2. iPod
3. Wallet

THREE THINGS YOU ARE WEARING NOW:
1. Chocolate brown bra
2. Matching panties
3. Hairpin😉

THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE BANDS OR MUSICAL ARTISTS:
1. NINE INCH FUCKING NAILS FIST FUCKING YES!!!
2. Joy Division/New Order (ok, I’m cheating, they’re not the same, but whatever, I like a LOOOOT of bands to just narrow it down to measly three!)
3. The Sisters of Mercy

THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE SONGS (RIGHT NOW):
1. Sin, by Nine Inch Nails (forever and EVER my fave, come what may)
2. Sub-culture, by New Order
3. Persephone, by Cocteau Twins

THREE THINGS YOU WANT IN A RELATIONSHIP:
Not that it’s probably ever going to happen, because I’ve set my standards terribly high (probably higher than I deserve), but, apart from the obvious good looks and charm…
1. Excitement
2. Understanding (from both parts, I want him to understand me as much as I want to understand him… I’m not so selfish, you know?)
3. Personality!!!

TWO TRUTHS AND A LIE, IN NO PARTICULAR ORDER:
1. I’m insanely perverted
2. I am very personable and outgoing, and I love The Hills OMG!
3. I had sort of an emo phase last year, but if you knew how fucking angsty I am, you’d understand why emo suits me perfectly. Thank goodness, I purged all the emo out of me before it could stick, and I’m proud to say I’ve been emo-clean for a year now

THREE PHYSICAL THINGS ABOUT THE PREFERRED SEX THAT APPEAL TO YOU:
1. Hair (as in Trent Reznor’s sexy, pornographic hair, kind of)
2. Hands (especially big, rough, veiny, long-fingered, destroy-everything-you-touch-type of hands… fuck yes, sexayyy!)
3. Overall good shape and height

THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE HOBBIES:
1. Music (anything related to it)
2. Writing
3. Angsting

THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO REALLY BADLY RIGHT NOW:
1. Hug someone (preferably a hot sexy male… yum)
2. Make up with my mother
3. Start to fucking write already!!!

THREE CAREERS YOU’RE CONSIDERING/YOU’VE CONSIDERED:
1. Filmmaking/Screenwriting (especially the writing part)
2. Carrie-Bradshaw-style journalism
3. Art-punk band front woman (and if not, then at least groupie)

THREE PLACES YOU WANT TO GO ON VACATION:
1. Israel
2. London
3. Japan

THREE NAMES YOU LIKE:
1. Bree
2. Raine
3. Olivia (weird, I know)

THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE:
1. Kiss Trent Reznor madly (at the very least)
2. Backpack through Europe and then move to Manhattan
3. Experience true happiness at least once

THREE WAYS THAT YOU ARE STEREOTYPICALLY A GIRL (YOUR SEX):
1. I kind of… like… read Cosmo.
2. I looooove the bejesus out of romantic comedies.
3. I’m such a fangirl =D

THREE WAYS THAT YOU ARE STEREOTYPICALLY A BOY (OPPOSITE SEX):
1. I have a fucking dirty fucking potty mouth, fuck! Plus, I’m really not nice (in fact, my best friend says that, going through all the IM messages I’ve sent her, she felt like she was talking to a guy eighty percent of the time!)
2. I find myself thinking a loot about sex… the kinky, illegal type
3. I hate gooey, slimy, clingy women

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Listening to: PJ Harvey – Long Snake Moan
via FoxyTunes

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