An Open Letter to…

Dear all,

In light of the recent headache-inducing events occurring in my life, I just wanted to say hello to my stalkers and mean-intentioned readers. Hey there, I know you’re here. Clearly, your insistence on digging up dirt on my name shows that you guys are obsessed with me, and consider me a Very Important Person. Right, cause otherwise you wouldn’t be here. So I must be polite and acknowledge your presence in my life. Hello again.

Obviously, I must be an extremely special individual to get your attention, and while I am sure you guys are less than entertained with what you’ve found here, there must be something really cool about my blog that made you actually stay and read a little. My writing skills must be at least decent, to get the attention of people such as yourselves. Thank you – I wouldn’t be able to continue without my loyal audience. Since I know you’re dying to read more, and probably have this URL bookmarked, and my RSS feed on your feeds folder right next to your porn and CNN News, here’s a little post for you. I hope you enjoy it.

I wanted to tell you that your efforts to bring me down are not going to work. I am a strong person and I know what I’m worth. The fact that all of you are here proves that I am a force to be reckoned with, and that makes me proud. So, with all my love, I have to tell you that you are failing. Look, this post is proof that you’re failing. I’m still posting. 🙂

Finally, I am going to leave you with a quote from one of my favorite songwriters, Michael Trent Reznor: “You didn’t hurt me, nothing can hurt me, you didn’t hurt me, nothing can stop me now.”

Oh, and I’m also going to leave you with a picture of a cute kitten, because I think kittens ought to be shared.


Cat from Occupied Nowhere.


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