Turns out, the world didn’t end. I’m not sure what timezone God is using to set up his “destroy all” button, but it’s already way past 6 PM down here and nothing. Not even a scary thunder to keep people excited.
I bet lots of people were just as disappointed as I was when the world didn’t implode into nothingness at 6. Some idiots might actually be happy that didn’t happen, but I don’t think that happiness will last long. We’d be better off dying in a pile of steaming shit like the wise Evangelists predicted. Trust.
Meh, end of the world, you’re fucking with me.